Aren't we all really really lucky that we have these smart, rich, capable and energetic corrupt white folks running things? God! Remember when CLINTON was in charge? NO wars, NO totally screwed-up relief efforts, NO world-wide hatred of the United States... let's face it, we had NOTHING under Clinton... nothing but steady employment, a shrinking deficit and a growing surplus--which can be a dangerous combination, especially combined with ORAL SEX! EVERYONE KNOWS that deficits are GOOD for the economy! EVERYONE KNOWS that WAR is GOOD for the economy! |
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So Clinton was an economy-hater... what a disgrace! And worse yet, he LIKED having SEX with GIRLS! EWWW!!! It doesn't seem to bother anyone that there were NO gay male prostitutes in the White House under Clinton (except perhaps George Stephanopoulus)... apparently Grand Sex-Master Clinton was a sexual BIGOT!
Need I remind everyone (are our memories REALLY that short?) that Clinton did NOTHING to end Social Security as we know it? INCREDIBLY, he just SAT THERE and LET IT HAPPEN, year after year! And remember too, that Bush has brought DECORUM and DIGNITY back to the White House! Now everyone walks around harrumphing all day like a bunch of stuffed overstarched shirts, just like things oughta be! I hear that little communist BRAT Chelsea Clinton used to actually SKIP AROUND in the White House!!! Well, there's NO SKIPPING in the White House today, I assure you! They don't even let the Bush kids in now; NO KIDS ALLOWED is the new rule! Now it's a bunch of sombre grown-ups barking angry orders at each other ALL DAY LONG, and no one even so much as cracks a smile unless Karl Rove TELLS THEM TO! Now THAT's discipline! Impressive? I think SO! I know what CLINTON would've done if a disaster had happened on HIS watch! He'd probably do a flyover of the area on the very first day-- WHILE RECEIVING ORAL SEX! Possibly not even from his wife! Possibly some OTHER woman! REMEMBER, CLINTON was SO PERVERSE that he actually ENJOYED having SEXUAL RELATIONS with YOUNG, WILLING females!--that's what a HORN-DOG he was--AND STILL IS! He would've probably been down there the very first day, and he'd spend the whole time looking for girls to pick up!... and then he would claim he was some sort of hero just for getting the show on the road!... but I'D know why he was REALLY doing it! HORN-DOG! SEX-LIKER! Disgusting!... the man LIKED SEX! Whooo-weee! We sure dodged a bullet with him! And who knows how many OTHER blowjobs we don't even KNOW about??? I'd rather that thousands, no, MILLIONS of people died, than for that to happen again! I submit to you all that when comparing Bush and Clinton, there is simply no contest... and I leave you with this most important point: If our brave and noble current President can eventually put an END to oral sex of ANY kind, IN OUR LIFETIME, then ALL the endless wars and strife, all the torturing and killing and brutalizing and raping and loss of liberties and unfair jailings and economic slavery and looting and fire and flood and carnage will have been WELL worth it. Because this is BEYOND life and death. We're talking BLOWJOBS here! They MUST BE STOPPED! THEY MUST BE! WHY? I DON'T KNOW WHY! I JUST KNOW IMMORALITY WHEN I SEE IT! Thank you. Sincerely, Gladys Kravitz |
Lookit him there, acting cool...he thinks
he's SOOO cool!