President Evil Online Presents...
"Is this the creature you saw in your nightmares, ma'am?"
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| The Candy-Colored Clown of Doom!!! (Even MORE Truly Terrible Truths) |
D X Stone Fri May-20-05
Ok... down to business then.
This page has yet to be populated with the full truths of which I can only hint at in this first paragraph at least; you must understand, anything that shows immediately on screen, all that space which is "above the fold", as it were, must for the time being remain ineffectual banter... for if I were to simply write these truths out where ANYONE could see them, I would be risking EVERYONE'S safety. There are still some good people out there... there are even good CLONES, if you know where to look for them... but there are also bad people and bad clones... and then there are the REALLY bad clone-people, about whom I've only dared hint at up til now... and indeed, I cannot go any further into it at this juncture, not until the time is ripe.
For now, let us consider a few questions:
1. Is it a reasonable hypothesis to assume that clones would (in a perfect world, mind you) be the ultimate cheap disposable labor force?
2. Given this hypothesis as a basic given, wouldn't it also be reasonable to assume that clones could also take the place of humans in modern warfare? This may be the ONLY way to assure a world of constant war and strife, without driving the stock market into some sort of terrible depressive slump.
And by the way?... to the one out there RIGHT NOW clucking his tongue repeatedly at all this in that incrediby annoying way he or she has of doing that, I can only reply in THIS devastating way: There are many, MANY experts out there who will not say publicly these things that I have always known to be fact, deep inside; and that silence alone is, in my opinion, EXTREMELY TELLING.
3. Example: What if you were a scientist working on a way to recombine the DNA of man and animal, NOT to create a hideous mutant animal-man, but INSTEAD a MANIMAL, an animal that would still act like an animal mostly, but would now be subject to endless taxation and other hidden fees? Now what if you were going to blow the whistle, what if the whistle was right at your lips... when around the corner comes what appears at first to be an ordinary clown, carrying balloons and wearing nothing but a smile... but it's NOT a clown, it's a CLONE, a trained Dream-Assassin sent into your nightmares to silence you for good? And what if that dream-clone could shoot big spike nails right out of its hollow empty eyesockets at you, while laughing its horribly-high-pitched and deranged laugh, louder and louder and LOUDER ? And what if you NEVER AWAKENED FROM THIS DREAM?
Many in America can easily see just how close to that nightmare our lives have already become. True, some might yet be alarmed or simply ashamed to realize they are no longer living in their own world now, but a new world, ordered to new symmetries and new angularities that bend and twist the old laws of man and nature in ways that cannot properly be described... but let's face it: Whether sleeping or waking, THE NIGHTMARE CANDY-COLORED DREAM-CLOWN OF THE APOCALYPSE IS NO MYTH! HE IS REAL, AND HE IS LEGION, AND ONLY THE DEATHS OF THOUSANDS CAN STAVE THE GRAVE ITCHING HE HAS IN HIS PANTS FOR HUMANITY'S ULTIMATE DEMISE!
I'm sorry to be so frank in all this... but the sooner you face your fears, the sooner they will have a chance to bite your face.
After that, though, it's up to you.
More coming SOON as NEW NEWS OCCURS!
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