funny po-em-things...

All material ©Copyright 2005 by D X Stone

"Some pretty weird and goofy shit here. If you're going to read these, I'd advise you to wear a condom... it couldn't hurt, anyway."

 --Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop


 

Goofy Poems On Eyeballs n' Such

Potato Bugs (Mr. Potatohead's Lament)
God is Big
Whether
Bad Bunnies (and other assorted shorties)
Not a Paranoid
Divining Rod
Silly Disguises
Carloan Blues
Bad Aspirin
Someday
 
 

 

For The Thinking Weirdo

Jesus Hangin' at the Mission
Bunji's Fingers
It Sometimes Makes Me Wonder
Whatta Lotta Laughs
The Nurse Won't Answer My Buzzer
In The Night Museum
The Puppet in the Pulpit
Naked Nun
Braunstein
Your Govt Inaction
 
 

 

Dark Matter

Hell I & II
Everybody's Waiting
Listen
Marla's Alarms
Shootin' Your Mouth Off - Ode to Ariel Sharon
Post-Nuclear Primer
Another Pound of Flesh
 
 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you think I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread, you can communicate this to me best through my handy-dandy Tip Jar.

 

 


All Evil Toons, All The Time!

President Evil Online Home

 

Intro to Evil Incarnate 101

  The Lovely Dick Cheney Page

  Four More Beers, Quick!

  ScaryWorld

  Stoopidity for Dummies

Our Leaders Are Chucky-Dolls
Bob Dylan Public Service Message

 

 
 

 Meet the REAL Fockers!

  Revenge of the Living Rummy

 The Halliburton Horror

President Pinhead

  More Stoopider Even

Obscenity of the Week

Flying Crazee Clown Faces!!!

 


Other Neat & Scary Stuff

Millions are Horrified!!!

 

The Scary News

The Bipolar Bowler

  More Funny Poem-Things

 Pig-Mittens!!!

 

 Michael Jackson Has 17 Assholes!

     
 

 Evil Alien Clone EXPOSE! 

 

 The Surreal News

 

 The OJ Simpson Defense Rap

 

 Who The Hell Am I, Anyway? 

 Does This Look Like a Bigfoot To You?

   Anne Coulter Alien Anal Probing Scandal!

Hail, Well-Met Fellow Inmates!

 

Twilight Eyes: Dark Visions by Swamp Rat

 

IMPEACH HIM! by hiley

 

 Class Warfare: A Photo-Essay by BlueBear

 

A Planet Full of Hitlers by Octafish

 

 NEVER FORGET: animations by hyakamooks


Contact me at dxs@presidentevilonline.com

All material on this site is ©Copyright 2005 by Daniel Xavier Stone. All rights reserved.
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