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Latest Capitol Hill Partisan Wrangle!
Democrats' Attempt to Raise Minimum Wage One Cent Met With Ridicule, Flamethrowers
| Democratic leader Howard Dean, along with a coalition of like-minded Democrats in the House and Senate, yesterday attempted to force an 'emergency' bill to raise the national minimum wage to a staggering $5.16 per hour--only to find themselves thwarted, ridiculed and, in the case of several dozen of their number, actually set afire. |
Compassionate conservatism
at work in our nation's capital
| "They got what was coming to them," said Senator Lincoln Chaffee (R) of Nebraska. "A proposal like this is nothing more than crass and obvious class warfare, plain and simple. I hope now that our opponents |
So sophisticated!
across the aisle will understand that while we are interested in working together in a non-partisan way to advance a reasonable agenda, we will not give an inch to them and their godless communist ways!"
Other Republicans voiced their approval for the swift and some say rather heavy-handed response to this latest partisan attack. "I've been waiting for YEARS for something like this," said eminent physician Bill Frist. "Why didn't I think of this myself?" mused former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, cackling madly, obviously beside himself with glee.
Some liberal pundits have questioned the legality of the maneuver, which does not seem to have any precedent in US congressional history... but surviving Democrats in both houses have had little to say on the matter.
Democratic Representative Nancy
Pelosi, reached for comment following the incident, was strangely silent
on this latest development.
The White House has also been tight-lipped on this latest action, which some are calling a foofaraw, while others dub it a minor scandal. Though declining to comment, the White House seem pleased as punch at the newfound vigor with which Republicans are stepping up to defend the president's policies; and there are even rumors circulating inside the Beltway that all Democrats may soon find themselves classified as enemy combatants, if this is not already the case.
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