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The Horror - Page 2
Of course, I'm being whimsical here.... or am I?You must decide for yourself. Do you dare draw back the dark curtain and gaze upon these creatures through the blinding lens of the Fiery Eyeball of Unbiased Reason?BE WARNED: This terrible knowledge, these hideous truths, long-hidden and little-suspected by the average American, may liquify your eyeballs instantly and dessicate your innards and turn your brain into fine sand and blast your soul into small screaming motes of anti-matter that, by their very nature, simply won't matter at all anymore...Then again, there's at least an equal chance that worse things will probably happen to all of us soon enough under the Halliburton administration... and on the positive side, a little unalloyed clarity may just empower and embolden you to face these very real threats with renewed courage and force of will and a hope you thought had abandoned you forever, so long ago...For that is of course what they've wanted you to think for many years now, heh heh heh...But don't get me wrong. I advocate no resistance, no armed insurrection. As far as I can tell, it is MUCH too late now. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, MORTALS! I myself am far beyond hope...As a young child, I saw the face of the demon in my dreams, long before he was ever put into office...Welcome to my nightmare. Now it's your nightmare too... |
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