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Bad Aspirin
Nasty lil aspirin In bottles you can't open Sittin', grinnin' Through a pounding headache As you're gropin' White-knuckled, bamboozled And bewildered for a single clue The evil lil aspirin seem to chuckle So sardonically at you As if it's all in fun The joke's on you You wish you had a gun You really do The bottle will not break You know--you tried The aspirin are as snug and safe As baby birds inside And there's nothing else to take 'Cept maybe cyanide... You curse and moan and howl Until your voice is just a wheezing cough... The nasty lil aspirin laugh their evil lil asses off
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