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 Condoleeza Rice Tours World Spreading Her Revolutionary New Principles of Non-Violent Non-Resistance

"We can work our way out of these dark times we find ourselves in, but only if we have the courage and the fortitude to ignore the world around us, and to keep on shopping and buying as if nothing untoward has happened."

"We don't have any room in our policies for the use of torture, and we never will. If America is guilty of anything, it is of killing the world with kindness. We don't lie, and we don't make false promises. Ever. I'm Orville Redenbacher, and you have my word on it."


"If you teach a child to whistle, you have no one to blame but yourself."

"If a fish cries, who knows it?"

"If a tree falls in the forest, causing a fish to cry on the other side of the world, who cares? I mean, who really gives a rat's ass?"

"If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime. But if you feed a man to the fishes, well... that'll REALLY teach him."

"If there were no wars, it would be necessary for us to invent one."

"I go to foreign countries and see people with no shoes on their feet and I think, Why don't they go out and buy some new shoes to stimulate their economy? What is WRONG with these people?

"If we could just kill all the unreasonable people..."

"Cast off the gourd. Follow the shoes."



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