funny po-em-things... All material ©Copyright 2005 by D X Stone "Some pretty weird and goofy shit here. If you're going to read these, I'd advise you to wear a condom... it couldn't hurt, anyway."  --Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop   Goofy Poems On Eyeballs n' Such Potato Bugs (Mr. Potatohead's Lament) God is Big Whether Bad Bunnies (and other assorted shorties) Not a Paranoid Divining Rod Silly Disguises Carloan Blues Bad Aspirin Someday       For The Thinking Weirdo Jesus Hangin' at the Mission Bunji's Fingers It Sometimes Makes Me Wonder Whatta Lotta Laughs The Nurse Won't Answer My Buzzer In The Night Museum The Puppet in the Pulpit Naked Nun Braunstein Your Govt Inaction       Dark Matter Hell I & II Everybody's Waiting Listen Marla's Alarms Shootin' Your Mouth Off - Ode to Ariel Sharon Post-Nuclear Primer Another Pound of Flesh

God is Big     God is big and God is great God is love and God is hate God is choice and God is fate God's on time but always late God's a garden, God's a gate God's a cup and God's a plate God is food and drink and dance God's a feeling you get in your pants God's a feast! A feast first-rate! And life's a chance to celebrate The fact that God's so gosh-darn BIG God's greatest gift?... Diana Rigg

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Hail, Well-Met Fellow Inmates!

Twilight Eyes: Dark Visions by Swamp Rat

IMPEACH HIM! by hiley

Class Warfare: A Photo-Essay by BlueBear

A Planet Full of Hitlers by Octafish

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