Goofy Poems On Eyeballs n' Such
For The Thinking Weirdo
Hell--what a concept...
A place beyond both time and space
Where demons rearrange your face
And tear out your entrails, and rip
Off both your ears, and lower lip...
And every time that they get through
They put you back as good as new
Your every pain's assuaged, and then
They tear right into you again
They slowly rend you limb from limb
And all the while you pray to Him
You sing his praise, confess your sins
You scream and scream and scream again...
And though you scream ten thousand years
It seems your screams fall on deaf ears
But God hears every little sob
As devils go about their job
Of tireless torment of the souls
Of those who missed God's honor rolls
Yes, God is watching! God is there!
He hears their cries of bleak despair
Cuz God is Always Everywhere
Yes, God hears every one of those
And turns up his All-Knowing Nose
To every cry, to every plea
From weak-willed Goddamned scum like me
From unbelievers, those who doubt
And try their best to figure out
How anyone could truly praise
A God who punishes the rats
Who cannot run His maze
Perhaps we are a sad pathetic lot
This human race...
Heaven must be a very lonely place
In any case
Hell could be a Disneyland
Where all the rides are great...
But then you get in line and stand
And wait and wait and wait
And after 'bout a hundred years
You're finally next in line
But something in the wheels and gears
Begins to grind and grind
They have to shut her down, they say
To fix a rusty lever
You ask how long the work will take:
"Oh..." says the guy, "...forever."
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