funny po-em-things...

All material ©Copyright 2005 by D X Stone

"Some pretty weird and goofy shit here. If you're going to read these, I'd advise you to wear a condom... it couldn't hurt, anyway."

--Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop

Goofy Poems On Eyeballs n' Such

Potato Bugs (Mr. Potatohead's Lament)

God is Big

Whether

Bad Bunnies (and other assorted shorties)

Not a Paranoid

Divining Rod

Silly Disguises

Carloan Blues

Bad Aspirin

Someday

For The Thinking Weirdo

Jesus Hangin' at the Mission

Bunji's Fingers

It Sometimes Makes Me Wonder

Whatta Lotta Laughs

The Nurse Won't Answer My Buzzer

In The Night Museum

The Puppet in the Pulpit

Naked Nun

Braunstein

Your Govt Inaction

Dark Matter

Hell I & II

Everybody's Waiting

Listen

Marla's Alarms

Shootin' Your Mouth Off - Ode to Ariel Sharon

Post-Nuclear Primer

Another Pound of Flesh

Whatta Lotta Laughs

Whatta lotta madness and mania here

Whatta lotta ladders and litter and beer

Whatta lotta loonies with missiles to sell

Whatta lotta moonies and whistles and bells

Whatta lotta fires and sirens and hose

Whatta lotta liars in Friar Tuck's clothes

Whatta lotta catcalls and pratfalls and gaffs

Whatta lotta laughs

Whatta lotta minstrels in tinsel attire

Whatta lotta pacifists wearing a wire

Whatta lotta businessmen clipping cigars

Whatta lotta stripes, whatta lotta bars

Whatta lotta strife-whatta lotta death

What an appetite life has got for flesh

Whatta lotta pie charts and colorful graphs

Whatta lotta laughs

Whatta lotta wanderers marching in time

Whatta lotta love you can get for a dime

Whatta lotta passions way out of control

Whatta lotta fashion that passes for soul

Whatta lotta money a fool can desire

Whatta lotta fuel to throw onto a fire

Whatta lotta thrivin' lions and dyin' giraffes

Whatta lotta laughs

All Evil Toons, All The Time!

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		President Evil Online Home	The Lovely Dick Cheney Page	Four More Beers, Quick!	ScaryWorld	Stoopidity for Dummies	Our Leaders Are Chucky-Dolls
		Meet the REAL Fockers!	Revenge of the Living Rummy	The Halliburton Horror	President Pinhead	More Stoopider Even