funny po-em-things...

All material ©Copyright 2005 by D X Stone

"Some pretty weird and goofy shit here. If you're going to read these, I'd advise you to wear a condom... it couldn't hurt, anyway."

 --Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop


Goofy Poems On Eyeballs n' Such

Potato Bugs (Mr. Potatohead's Lament)
God is Big
Bad Bunnies (and other assorted shorties)
Not a Paranoid
Divining Rod
Silly Disguises
Carloan Blues
Bad Aspirin


For The Thinking Weirdo

Jesus Hangin' at the Mission
Bunji's Fingers
It Sometimes Makes Me Wonder
Whatta Lotta Laughs
The Nurse Won't Answer My Buzzer
In The Night Museum
The Puppet in the Pulpit
Naked Nun
Your Govt Inaction


Dark Matter

Hell I & II
Everybody's Waiting
Marla's Alarms
Shootin' Your Mouth Off - Ode to Ariel Sharon
Post-Nuclear Primer
Another Pound of Flesh








Whatta Lotta Laughs


Whatta lotta madness and mania here

Whatta lotta ladders and litter and beer

Whatta lotta loonies with missiles to sell

Whatta lotta moonies and whistles and bells

Whatta lotta fires and sirens and hose

Whatta lotta liars in Friar Tuck's clothes

Whatta lotta catcalls and pratfalls and gaffs

Whatta lotta laughs


Whatta lotta minstrels in tinsel attire

Whatta lotta pacifists wearing a wire

Whatta lotta businessmen clipping cigars

Whatta lotta stripes, whatta lotta bars

Whatta lotta strife-whatta lotta death

What an appetite life has got for flesh

Whatta lotta pie charts and colorful graphs

Whatta lotta laughs


Whatta lotta wanderers marching in time

Whatta lotta love you can get for a dime

Whatta lotta passions way out of control

Whatta lotta fashion that passes for soul

Whatta lotta money a fool can desire

Whatta lotta fuel to throw onto a fire

Whatta lotta thrivin' lions and dyin' giraffes

Whatta lotta laughs













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