funny po-em-things...

All material ©Copyright 2005 by D X Stone

"Some pretty weird and goofy shit here. If you're going to read these, I'd advise you to wear a condom... it couldn't hurt, anyway."

--Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop

Goofy Poems On Eyeballs n' Such

Potato Bugs (Mr. Potatohead's Lament)

God is Big

Whether

Bad Bunnies (and other assorted shorties)

Not a Paranoid

Divining Rod

Silly Disguises

Carloan Blues

Bad Aspirin

Someday

For The Thinking Weirdo

Jesus Hangin' at the Mission

Bunji's Fingers

It Sometimes Makes Me Wonder

Whatta Lotta Laughs

The Nurse Won't Answer My Buzzer

In The Night Museum

The Puppet in the Pulpit

Naked Nun

Braunstein

Your Govt Inaction

Dark Matter

Hell I & II

Everybody's Waiting

Listen

Marla's Alarms

Shootin' Your Mouth Off - Ode to Ariel Sharon

Post-Nuclear Primer

Another Pound of Flesh

Not a Paranoid

**(parody of Herman's Hermits' Henry the Eighth)**

I'm not a paranoid, I'm not

Not a paranoid, I'm not, I'm not

I know people have it out for me

Even people in my family

And everyone's out to getta me

They all say that they're not and that I'm nuts

I know everyone's my enemy

Everybody hates my guts

Second verse

Worse than the first

I'm not a paranoid, I'm not

Not a paranoid, I'm not, I'm not

I know people plot behind my back

Someday soon I'm sure that they'll attack

'Cuz everyone's out to getta me

They all would love to see me lose my head

Wish I was someone else instead'a me

Everybody wants me dead

All Evil Toons, All The Time!

President Evil Online Home

  The Lovely Dick Cheney Page

  Four More Beers, Quick!

  ScaryWorld

  Stoopidity for Dummies

Our Leaders Are Chucky-Dolls

Meet the REAL Fockers!

  Revenge of the Living Rummy

The Halliburton Horror

President Pinhead

  More Stoopider Even

		President Evil Online Home	The Lovely Dick Cheney Page	Four More Beers, Quick!	ScaryWorld	Stoopidity for Dummies	Our Leaders Are Chucky-Dolls
		Meet the REAL Fockers!	Revenge of the Living Rummy	The Halliburton Horror	President Pinhead	More Stoopider Even