President Evil Online presents
VIP TOM DELAY SEZ:
"I'm down in the dirt every day... ...but I stay clean as a shiny new penny in my lovely & elegant Pig-Mittens©!"
Show the world you're one of the good ones with these fashionable new
"For today's fashion-conscious fascist."
These elegant gloves simply squeal "I'm special!... more special than you'll EVER be!"
They leave no fingerprints, but never fail to identify you as one of America's ruling elite and a person of truly porcine pride and privilege...
The perfect fit every time, whether you're simply a bit ham-handed, or even just plain all thumbs!
Coming Soon: NEW Pig-Footies!
"Four legs goooood!"
All Evil Toons, All The Time!
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Hail, Well-Met Fellow Inmates!