funny po-em-things...

All material ©Copyright 2005 by D X Stone

"Some pretty weird and goofy shit here. If you're going to read these, I'd advise you to wear a condom... it couldn't hurt, anyway."

--Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop

Goofy Poems On Eyeballs n' Such

Potato Bugs (Mr. Potatohead's Lament)

God is Big

Whether

Bad Bunnies (and other assorted shorties)

Not a Paranoid

Divining Rod

Silly Disguises

Carloan Blues

Bad Aspirin

Someday

For The Thinking Weirdo

Jesus Hangin' at the Mission

Bunji's Fingers

It Sometimes Makes Me Wonder

Whatta Lotta Laughs

The Nurse Won't Answer My Buzzer

In The Night Museum

The Puppet in the Pulpit

Naked Nun

Braunstein

Your Govt Inaction

Dark Matter

Hell I & II

Everybody's Waiting

Listen

Marla's Alarms

Shootin' Your Mouth Off - Ode to Ariel Sharon

Post-Nuclear Primer

Another Pound of Flesh

Post-Nuclear Primer

See Jack run.

Run, Jack, run.

See Pal chase Jack.

See Pal's radiation scars.

See how very large Pal has grown.

See how Pal slavers.

Pal is hungry.

Pal is starving.

See Jack run across a landscape of death and decay.

See Pal gaining on Jack.

See Jack's terror-stricken face.

How very large Jack's eyes have grown.

Feel Jack's fear.

See a leafless tree in the distance.

Jack sees it, too.

See Jack make for the tree.

See the gap between Jack and Pal closing.

See Jack stumble.

See Jack's life flash before his eyes.

How very large they've grown.

Large, and luminous.

See Pal reflected

In Jack's huge, lambent luminous eyes...

And see Jack as Pal sees Jack.

See food.

See Jane step from behind the tree.

See Jane's gun.

See Pal leap.

Hear Jack scream.

Pal is hungry.

Pal is starving.

See Jane shoot.

Shoot, Jane, shoot.

See Pal's immense mass

Lifted backward in mid-leap,

Twisting,

Turning end over end.

See Pal fall to earth in a cloud of dust and garbage,

No longer hungry,

No longer starving.

See Jack and Jane approach dead Pal.

See how they slaver.

Jack is hungry.

Jane is starving.

Pal is food.

All Evil Toons, All The Time!

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