funny po-em-things...

All material ©Copyright 2005 by D X Stone

"Some pretty weird and goofy shit here. If you're going to read these, I'd advise you to wear a condom... it couldn't hurt, anyway."

 --Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop


 

Goofy Poems On Eyeballs n' Such

Potato Bugs (Mr. Potatohead's Lament)
God is Big
Whether
Bad Bunnies (and other assorted shorties)
Not a Paranoid
Divining Rod
Silly Disguises
Carloan Blues
Bad Aspirin
Someday
 
 

 

For The Thinking Weirdo

Jesus Hangin' at the Mission
Bunji's Fingers
It Sometimes Makes Me Wonder
Whatta Lotta Laughs
The Nurse Won't Answer My Buzzer
In The Night Museum
The Puppet in the Pulpit
Naked Nun
Braunstein
Your Govt Inaction
 
 

 

Dark Matter

Hell I & II
Everybody's Waiting
Listen
Marla's Alarms
Shootin' Your Mouth Off - Ode to Ariel Sharon
Post-Nuclear Primer
Another Pound of Flesh
 
 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

Potato Bugs

(Mr. Potatohead's Lament)

 

 

Potato bugs

Run up and down my rugs

Fill up the bowls and mugs

They're little thugs

Potato bugs

They fill the stairs and halls

Rolled up in little balls

Can't even see the walls

 

Potato bugs

Always annoying me

Hugging and cloying me

They really seem to be enjoying me

Potato bugs

They're friggin' everywhere!

And I just wouldn't care

Except they're in my ears and nose and hair

 

Potato bugs

They live inside my head

That's what the doctor said

I wish that I was dead

Potato bugs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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