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God Orders Infinite Pizza With EVERYTHING On It!Snarfs It All Down In One Big Bite!3/12/05
...in less time than it takes to tell! That's it. That's the story, the whole thing. Seriously. The whole universe, and all of Eternity. One big fuckin' amazing gulp. What else you want? Comments: I cannot in any good conscience vote for God in 2006; I don't want to throw away my vote; and I don't think it's right to molest children with a priest present... especially with a priest present! raymondthelayman@unobtainablefunk.com Fave Quote: "Yo, dude! Whasssssuuuupppppp!" ------------- I suppose you're gonna tell me it was some big cosmic cyanide pizza pie? God probably just loves that... Cache22@yayhowdy.com ------------- BTW, off-thread for a moment: Does anyone know what it means when guys call you a "big tease"? All your life? romanceinmypants@communistcloset.org Fave Quote: "No, not there! NO!" ------------- I'm sure he already "LOVES" everything, if you "NOSE" what I mean! Ahhhahahaha! ROTFLSHISM! ERG! ERG! Gahhh! BRDGLZMMGPH!!! Never mind... you wouldn't believe me if I told you. elstupido@byteme.com "I don't like Spam!" ------------- i never trust God. reminds me too much of greenspan. what's with all this incessant geezering, anyway? why do all gods and politicians have to be at least 2000 years old to even run for office? God! the idea of an infinite pizza sure makes me sooo Horny! spunkything@pinkyring.edu.bedu.arg Fave Quote: "God! the idea of an infinite pizza sure makes me sooo Horny!" Like to post a comment? Click here: |