funny po-em-things...

All material ©Copyright 2005 by D X Stone

"Some pretty weird and goofy shit here. If you're going to read these, I'd advise you to wear a condom... it couldn't hurt, anyway."

--Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop

Goofy Poems On Eyeballs n' Such

Potato Bugs (Mr. Potatohead's Lament)

God is Big

Whether

Bad Bunnies (and other assorted shorties)

Not a Paranoid

Divining Rod

Silly Disguises

Carloan Blues

Bad Aspirin

Someday

For The Thinking Weirdo

Jesus Hangin' at the Mission

Bunji's Fingers

It Sometimes Makes Me Wonder

Whatta Lotta Laughs

The Nurse Won't Answer My Buzzer

In The Night Museum

The Puppet in the Pulpit

Naked Nun

Braunstein

Your Govt Inaction

Dark Matter

Hell I & II

Everybody's Waiting

Listen

Marla's Alarms

Shootin' Your Mouth Off - Ode to Ariel Sharon

Post-Nuclear Primer

Another Pound of Flesh

Everybody's Waiting

What happened to the light?

What happened to the show?

There's nobody in sight

Where'd everybody go?

What happened to the players?

Why aren't they saying lines?

Sounds like they're saying prayers

And somebody is cryin'

The stage is black as ink

The darkness is unchecked

But everybody thinks

It's just some great effect

And everybody's waiting

For the show to start

They're all anticipating

Uninterrupted art

And everybody's waiting

For the show to start

And everyone's together

But everyone's apart

The darkness is unyielding

The darkness is complete

And everyone starts feeling

Each others' hands and feet

They're talking while they're waiting

And laughing nervously

And someone's masturbating

Two seats away from me

The wiring must need mending

Something must be broke

But everyone's pretending

The whole thing's just a joke

And everybody's waiting

For the show to start

They're all anticipating

Uninterrupted art

And everybody's waiting

For the show to start

And everyone's together

But everyone's apart

And everybody's waiting

And everyone is here

The darkness is grating

The world is full of fear

And everybody's waiting

Like everything is fine

We're all masquerading

We all know we're dyin'

And everybody's waiting

And everybody's waiting

And everybody's waiting...

All Evil Toons, All The Time!

President Evil Online Home

  The Lovely Dick Cheney Page

  Four More Beers, Quick!

  ScaryWorld

  Stoopidity for Dummies

Our Leaders Are Chucky-Dolls

Meet the REAL Fockers!

  Revenge of the Living Rummy

The Halliburton Horror

President Pinhead

  More Stoopider Even

		President Evil Online Home	The Lovely Dick Cheney Page	Four More Beers, Quick!	ScaryWorld	Stoopidity for Dummies	Our Leaders Are Chucky-Dolls
		Meet the REAL Fockers!	Revenge of the Living Rummy	The Halliburton Horror	President Pinhead	More Stoopider Even