funny po-em-things...

All material ©Copyright 2005 by D X Stone

"Some pretty weird and goofy shit here. If you're going to read these, I'd advise you to wear a condom... it couldn't hurt, anyway."

 --Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop


 

Goofy Poems On Eyeballs n' Such

Potato Bugs (Mr. Potatohead's Lament)
God is Big
Whether
Bad Bunnies (and other assorted shorties)
Not a Paranoid
Divining Rod
Silly Disguises
Carloan Blues
Bad Aspirin
Someday
 
 

 

For The Thinking Weirdo

Jesus Hangin' at the Mission
Bunji's Fingers
It Sometimes Makes Me Wonder
Whatta Lotta Laughs
The Nurse Won't Answer My Buzzer
In The Night Museum
The Puppet in the Pulpit
Naked Nun
Braunstein
Your Govt Inaction
 
 

 

Dark Matter

Hell I & II
Everybody's Waiting
Listen
Marla's Alarms
Shootin' Your Mouth Off - Ode to Ariel Sharon
Post-Nuclear Primer
Another Pound of Flesh
 
 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

Silly Disguises

 

The sunny sun, it rises

And the people rise to meet it

In their silliest disguises

They grab hold of life and eat it

Then they jump inside of cages

And grip hard onto wheels

And drive for endless ages

Or at least that's how it feels

Til they get to where they're going

Then they fix their wigs and masks

So it seems as though they're wise and knowing

Unless somebody asks them where they're going

And then they shrink inside their shirts and hide

Pretending that they've died

Pretending there's no one inside

Pretending that they're mute, or deaf

Pretending that their right side is their left

In their silliest disguises

They go out to greet the day

In a dozen thousand shapes and sizes

Slumping, glumping all the way

In their silliest and sappiest

They bounce about, competing

For title of the Happiest Chap or Chippie

East of Eden

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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