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It Sometimes Makes Me Wonder
Do you ever wonder what is underneath the Sphynx? Do you wonder why the missing link became extinct? Do you wonder 'bout Atlantis Or the planets or the stars? Who do you think might have placed That funny monkey face on Mars?
Where do the UFO's all go When they're not buzzing us? And how did those Egyptian kids Make pyramids from dust? What were those Incans thinkin' Were they winkin' up at God When they carved those animal cartoons Into the Incan sod?
Is everything just happening now Or was it somehow planned? Is outer space a place that we Could ever understand?
The universe is so immense So much of it don't make much sense Or maybe it's just too intense Or maybe man is just too dense But I can't say Cuz I don't know... It sometimes makes me wonder, though
What happened to those folks At Roanoke and off Bermuda? Do you think that someday We'll be slaves to a computer? Why are moo-cows mutilated? Is it just for laughs? Why is it that Bigfoots Take such lousy photographs? Could our military have a special ET area Where they keep dead aliens Behind a special barrier? And are they very scary? And is our military even scarier?
It's all so very curious It sometimes makes me furious The universe is so immense So vast and so mysterious They say it's pure intelligence Unconscious? Or imperious? And I'm not sure there's any sense In taking it too serious No, I can't say Cuz I don't know... It sometimes makes me wonder, though |
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