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Naked Nun
I design a dream In which the world is smoke and steam And softened shadows scattered 'round like seeds And then I add a couple extra-special touches Maybe twice as much as circumstance demands Or really needs... And then I give a naked nun a gun And duck into some weeds And keep on moving Like a shark That needs to feed
I create a lattice-work of words I paint a sky, an eye I brush in, light and thin Some birds And trees, illuminate a sun... And then I give a naked nun a gun And duck into the dark And keep on moving Like a hungry shark Lean, leathery and stark
You're not an easy target When you move that way And hey-some people think That it's a crime to rhyme this way Or anyway Yeah, anyway Some people think that it's a crime To say the sorts of things I say Things best unsaid! Some books are better left unread! Some zombies better left undead Some songs unsung Some words unheard It hurts my heart, my lungs, my head
To be the beast Is never really easy In the slightest least But anyway Yeah, anyway
All I can say is: Any nun can get a gun And hide it in her big ol' hat What's up with that? I mean, what the heck They can pass the background check And most can probably afford it And I don't make this stuff up, Y'know? I just report it... |
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