Fully twenty-one senior officials of the Bush Administration have now been implicated in the outing of covert CIA operative Valerie Plame, as detailed here. In response to this, Mr. Bush called a very early press conference (before Scotty or Daddy or Uncle Dicky were even awake) and, in a moment of rare consistency and even more rare unguarded and unscripted action, has ordered ALL senior members of his own administration to be immediately shipped off to Guantanamo Bay for further interrogation and possible rendering to foreign soil, as deemed necessary.
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Mr. Bush then shocked the nation by surrendering personally to Osama bin Laden, apparently believing this to be the easier path rather than remaining in besieged hiding from the wrath of grieving Gold Star Mother Cindy Sheehan.
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Gee-W's Big Adventure!
Great Slobberin' Goblins!
Being President can be
SUCH a DRAG!