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Editorial: 9/3/05

New Orleans Changes EVERYTHING.

by D X Stone


I posted this as a response to a general discussion forum thread on the very excellent and ever-intelligent Democratic Underground, on whether Dems should be bitching and pointing fingers right now, or rolling up their sleeves and helping, and saving the criticism and demand for answers for later.

Personally, I don't see any reason why Dems can't walk and chew bubblegum at the same time.

   


 Y'know, I'm just a clown who does funny pictures of the pretzeldent making an ass of himself. It's really easy work, actually...

However, IMHO, it is VERY important at this time for the Democratic leadership, or what's left of it anyway, to show REAL take-charge action-oriented response, while ALSO keeping the fires of outrage at these unacceptable delays and horrible misjudgements by Butch and his gang STOKED TO THE MAX... and the BEST way for Dems to do that is to get off their asses and make VERY visible efforts to alleviate the suffering of the trapped victims, while at the SAME TIME taking a break each time they airlift another helicopter load of survivors to safety (are you listening, Al?) to totally REAM Butch out for the shit job all his new and innovative organizations are doing; to call attention to the stuff they're experiencing first-hand on these missions of mercy, and to marvel openly at the fact that the united states is acting with such incredibly shameful incompetence that it doesn't even deserve to be capitalized anymore (haha, pretty subtle, eh?)... then say, "Hate to cut this short, but I gotta go pick up another load of desperate people the administration has left to drown like rats. Stick around; I'm sure I'll have more horror stories when I return." Then go out and do it again; rest and repeat as necessary.

Not all could get that deep in the trenches; but some COULD work DIRECTLY with groups of the newly-released survivors, even help to assemble pre-fab temporary housing and the like which they've found ways to procure... and then they'd STILL have some first-hand experience, and could relate the horror stories of those who were left in that Hell pit for 5 and more days...

In THIS way, the people doing the criticizing would wield a greater authority in their claims of Butchian incompetence and dereliction of duty; if they themselves are on the front lines, doing the work neglected by the neocon asshats, won't they present the STARKEST and most OBVIOUS contrast of Dem's passionate and determined capability, vs. Republican casual indifference, rather transparent racist tendencies and total cluelessness?

ONLY problem is: Some Dems have already come forward, but most remain strangely silent. I have to assume that these are the Dems who have been corrupted to the Dark Side, or who have awakened in their beds absolutely SURROUNDED by severed horse heads, along with a polite anonymous note asking how their daughter is doing these days at that small private school in upstate New York, or those who are controlled by blackmail, probably most of it sexual or dealing with knowledge of their own past mistakes or corruptions, large or small... for even the smallest mistake can become an impeachable offense, when the entire corrupt newsmedia stands behind the ridiculous allegations and confabulations of disciplined Repubs smearing those they wish to silence or render completely without credibility (just ask Clinton.

In a way, the bought-and-paid-for MSM is perhaps the greatest evil of all; were it not for their happy complicity, ButchCo could NEVER have gotten away with even their first three attempts at subverting and totally fucking up what America is all about... and we're on #77 or so at this point...

HOWEVER... many of the newslackeys themselves are proving not to have the strong stomach for wholesale slaughter that their Dark Masters seem to enjoy... there HAS been a partial turnabout in terms of news coverage, but look for those honest people to be dismissed, or reassigned to cover Iceland, or suddenly quit (the Repubs have an immense supply of severed horse heads on ice for such contingencies, I'm quite sure)... that is, if we can't begin to turn things around RIGHT NOW! We may NEVER have another chance like this; we CAN'T afford to let that heat and that outrage flag and fade in memory...

Let those Dems who still serve democratic ideals and values concentrate for now on helping, but taking every small break and opportunity for face-time to blast out the msg that this was the biggest relief-effort fuck-up in all human history. Let them point out that HALLIBURTON was awarded the contract to do most of the cleanup--the same HALLIBURTON that has been doing such a totally laughable job of rebuilding Iraq and feeding and arming and outfitting our troops with the tools they need simply to defend themselves in a foreign land. The Halliburton whose darn ol' computers KEEPS accidentally overcharging by millions and millions... oops! OOPS! THAT Halliburton.

Let our good Dems stand in bloodied shirts from helping to lift and carry wounded people, and keep repeating "WHY FIVE DAYS? WHY DIDN'T THEY AIRDROP WATER AND FOOD AND BASIC MEDICINES IN RIGHT AWAY? WHY DIDN'T FEMA KNOW THERE WERE 20,000 PEOPLE TRAPPED IN THE SUPERDOME UNTIL 3 DAYS AFTER EVERYONE ELSE KNEW? IS THIS THEIR IDEA OF SMART AND EFFICIENT LEADERSHIP? WHY WOULDN'T THEY LET THE STARVING PEOPLE SIMPLY WALK OUT ON WEDNESDAY AND GO TO WHERE FOOD AND FRESH WATER WAS? HOW CAN ANYONE FEEL SAFE WITH THESE INCOMPETENTS IN CHARGE?"

Then, AFTER the MAJOR crisis is over in a week or so, they can begin to present the EVIDENCE: timelines, lists of all the national and international help that was denied by the Feds, the fake relief effort photo-ops and the ringers Butch embraced and the trumped-up stories of violence that bred paranoia and ridiculous over-caution in approaching the rescue effort, and the choice audio and video stuff from Geraldo and Mayor Nagin, and ALL the films and pics of the worst of it, some of which may not yet have emerged... and in this next week, while we are still waiting for the relief effort to move forward, WE here at DU can ALL be instrumental in assembling that documentation, then media-blasting it everywhere; we can provide our elected officials ready-made documents to back up their questioning of the WH and fema responses... and then let the brave Dems out there REALLY crank up that criticism, while WE find ways to blog the info out to, AMAZINGLY, the STILL-sleeping masses out there who may otherwise miss out on ALL the details...

And we'll have to encourage and support those brave Dems too, and to hammer any others we think may be swayed now...

Unique opportunities lie ahead in the coming weeks; MANY of those who have up til now fallen in line with Butch and his boys may just find the cajones to speak up and turn on him, if we show them enough support...

To be perfectly honest, I hate politics. I hate writing politicians and asking them "Will you PLEASE do your motherfucking jobs, assholes???"

But that's what we're gonna hafta do.

And it wouldn't hurt either, for our leaders to point out that the neocons seem to be using this whole thing to foment racist tensions. From where I'm sitting, as a white American in suburbia, it's my opinion that the fires are certainly beginning to smolder and burn in amongst black communities... but what's more disturbing is the sadly racist reactions from uninformed white Americans who seem to think that there is no such thing as racism in America, and also (oddly enough) that this whole thing is going to be a tremendous windfall for poor blacks, another opportunity for them lazy critters to "ride they system"...

THAT'S where the REAL fomenting is taking place; I'll bet many whites are already angrier than blacks OUGHT to be--because the very act of suggesting that there are racist elements to this horrifying spectacle brings out the ugly defensiveness of the common white racist. I'm white, and I can tell you from experience that white racism is an inherently latent trait; proud idiots that they are, their denial of their obvious prejudice is usually extreme, and they tend to become so angered by being called out for it that they immediately begin to find ways to turn it around and blame the victim, while secretly reveling in the suffering of those they profess to hold no hatred for at all.

Racism is actually an entirely human trait; it resides in the agressive, territorial limbic brain, the R-complex, also known as the reptile brain. All the fully autonomic functions like heartbeat and breathing. Fight or flight. Desire and procreation. Pure survival, actually. It is the core brain of every human being; within it resides our own most base and prehistoric instincts for survival.

Throughout history, people of the same culture have always had a hard enough time trusting one another; add some minor but obvious difference such as race or religion, and the tendency for mistrust and suspicion is multiplied tenfold. It's a subtle fucking game these neo-nazis are playing, manipulating us at our very basest levels. Sex will ALWAYS sell, as will fear, and the violence it begets.

We have to be smarter than that. We the people, we diverse peoples, have to stand strong together, shoulder to shoulder... we have to. NOW.

New Orleans changes everything.

So... we cannot AFFORD to wait. We must both help and support, AND keep blasting away.

There is NO reason I can think of that we can't walk and chew bubblegum at the same time, keep the fires good and hot... and when the work is done, TURN on the true culprits of this clusterfuck and go after 'em with everything we've got.

Should be an interesting time in DC come the 24th.

d


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