According to Fed Chairman Alan Greenspawn, Grand Poobah of Moneyville,
USA, very soon average Americans will finally begin to feel the warming
effects of trickle-down economics. "It's about to hit 'em all right
in the kisser," he said at a recent fundraiser to raise funds for the
banking industry, which can always use some extra dough.
"At this juncture, we have finally achieved a state of equilibrium
and ease at which it is now possible to begin disposing of many of the older
assets which we have up til now held accumulated in reserve. The liquidation
of these exhausted or 'waste' assets is already in progress; soon we will
be dumping it all full into the upturned faces of the lower classes who,
hungry for sustenance of any sort, will find themselves inundated in a constant
torrent of warm, golden largesse, courtesy of we, their generous ruling
"What we eat today, the world eats tomorrow!" Mr. Greenspawn
finished to thunderous applause.
Mr. Greenspawn made headlines last month in declaring "Evil is Good!"
in a speech before various foaming and gibbering creatures from Hell's nether
regions. Like most everything he says, no one can really quite figure out
what the hell it means (see previous story.)
I think Greenspawn is da Man! How do creatures that old even keep breathing?
You have to admire that; he has hundreds and hundreds of years of wisdom
to draw on.
It makes me feel more American to know he's there, his steady hand ever
at the helm... but then again, I'm an illegal alien.
Fave Quote: "Hey, you! Hey!"
I don't know why I vote for him every year! There's not even that many
Fave Quote: "Who, me? What?"
That guy can afford to have his entire head replaced if he wanted to.
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