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The Hideous Weeks in Review3/11 - 3/24/05Top Headline:White House To Be Painted Black! In Other News:Maureen Dowd Disappears Suddenly -- Just Like a Woman! Doctor Says Jacko "Much Too Sick A Fuck" To Stand Trial God Orders Infinite Pizza With The Works Alan Greenspan Says Evil is Good! Major Scientific Study Finds Nothing Much Happening
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Maureen Dowd Disappears!After Questioning Publicly How Lawmaking Could Possibly Be "Like Tipping Cows"3/18/05In her final column,, "Like Tipping Cows", sassy n' classy syndicated columnist Maureen Dowd really went off on President Bush, ridiculing with uncommon venom his pathetic use of analogy and ongoing struggles with his own native language, not to mention basic human reason. She made a most unflattering statement questioning his status as a truly potent alpha male, characterizing such popular perception as entirely fictional and advancing the opinion that "no self-respecting woman would allow that--that creature to crawl all up on her at night, I don't care what the gig pays." And she finished by stating flatly that "the entire Republican leadership of this country are a bunch of flesh-eating ghouls." And that's pretty much the story right there. She was apparently tense or irritable about something or other, maybe time of the month, who knows? Women, y'know? Anyway, that very night she apparently trashed her own apartment and abruptly disappeared. We'll let you know if anyone sees her. Comments: Who? jellybeanie@dirtyoldspork.com ------------- Maybe she bit the big cosmic cyanide pie!... I wonder if Clinton had anything to do with it? scabbyscab@powderpunk.com ------------- Prove she ever actually existed or just shutup about it, DemoFart! Take THAT on a date and rape it! Haw! Stoopid reetards! tubeofmortalmeat@sickly.net.org Like to post a comment? Click here: |